We know why you’re here.
Set the tone before they even knock. Our neon upside-down pineapple doormat isn’t just décor—it’s a declaration. Whether you’re welcoming friends, flirts, or that hot couple from the pool, this mat says exactly what you’re thinking… so you don’t have to.
Perfect for hotel takeovers, private parties, or spicing up your front door (if you’re really about that life).
Features:


Bold neon-style graphic with an unmistakable upside-down pineapple


Durable + non-slip—because nobody wants a premature entry


Standard size: fits perfectly in front of hotel doors, party suites, or your after-dark den


Guaranteed to make the right guests grin—and the wrong ones blush


Care Instructions:
Easy to clean—simply shake it out or rinse with cold water and air dry. (Just like you after a good night.)
 
Because subtlety is overrated.
Cum on in. Let’s get this party started.